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Some Fries With Your Stupid, Y’all Qaeda?

So, Jeebus is a betting man? I swear to blog, if a grifter like Rick Joyner got a sure-fire tip from The Almighty, he’d be in Vegas. I’m calling BS.Filed under: Xristian Xraxies, Y'all Qaeda, You Can't...

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs This is your conservative media at work: Fox News Host Eric Boling claims that no only were there dancing NJ Muslims, but that they had been tipped off ahead of time so that they...

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The Afternoon Derp

Oh, FFS: You can turn it off after about 5 seconds, and look for a wall to bang your head against. I guess the good news is that Y’all Qaeda will never be self-aware, and so the Rise of the … Continue...

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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs You’ll never guess who Paul Ryan picked to lead a task force on immigration. OK, you need a hint? In 2006, This Republican took to the House floor with a model of a concrete...

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Meanwhile, At The Monkey House…

By now, everyone must have heard that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell declared that the US Senate will not confirm a replacement to the late SCOTUS Justice Antonin Scalia: “The American people...

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Don’t Ever Change, Texas

Once again, we turn to the Great State of Texas (America’s lab for bad policy) to see what topics are making them crazier than ants under a magnifying glass. Today’s Exhibit A comes to us from Texas...

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The Morning Quote, Ryan-Style!

The Zombie-eyed Granny-starver has a plan to keep Preznint Trump in his place: On the topic of Trump’s proposed Muslim ban and his statements that he could enact such a policy without Congress, Ryan...

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Joe Manchin Explains His Value Proposition To Investors

You cannot make this up: [Joe Manchin] exhorted [S&P Global’s CERAWeek—one of the continent’s largest energy conferences] attendees to provide leadership in Washington and look for a “return on...

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Some Fries With Your Stupid

At one time, science said man came from apes. Did it not?” [Herchel Walker, front-runner for the GOP nomination for US Senate] said while speaking to the lead pastor of Sugar Hill Church in Sugar Hill,...

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